nicknamenyquil:

daddycoolmurphy:

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

ladytudorrose:

amusewithaview:

the-frozone-layer:

valeria2067:

blackgirlshit:

grandmaster-z:

senseichoptitties:

defectivegembrain:

-constant feeling that you need to poop
-crotch pains
-those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out
-cramps for days before you actually see any blood
-simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger
-simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER
-maximum rage at cis men
-got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse
-got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus
-that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS
-got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now
-gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross

@thepinkcornmoon

- sit in one spot don’t move e v e r - pad jammed up between your thighs pain - crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad cr

When the wings on the pad twist with the sticky side up while you were sitting down to give you a free surprise bikini wax the second you stand up

Got a cold or other respiratory infection? Every sneeze and cough = crimson waterfall below the belt.

Pad chafing on your ass cheeks

When you pass a blood clot and literally F E E L it leaving your body.

That weird big red stain you get where your back meets your ass crack because you were bleeding in your sleep and the blood flowed back, through the valley of your ass crack and pooled in that one weird spot that no pad can protect. 

nitrostreak:

snowflakeeel:

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

pumpkinspicednp:

sketchfilledpaper:

sketchfilledpaper:

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

byebyethinspo:

glamorize going to bed early, like, 8pm early

instead of making high stress levels a competition, brag about feeling whole and at peace.

make it cool as hell to take 2pm naps and go on mindful walks by yourself.

talk about mental health and normalize visits to counselors or support systems

teach kids that being different is beautiful and that it’s healthy to love what makes us who we are.

make #selflove and #selfcare the most common hashtags

chantosakura:

spookyoboro:

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero